From the manager's saddle

By Gary "TT" Jordan

Word is filtering through that the fitness levels of some players is below what it should be. A look around the playing field on Sunday mornings has one particular member of management dispirited.

Whether it be because he struggles to open his eyes Sunday mornings anyhow or that he fails constantly to get a game is a bone of contention. The mere fact that The Cripple has other things on his mind except football is more of a concern for management at this time.

The match between Australia and Qatar Wednesday was a great opportunity for management to assess the form of some of our players. Irish Dave showered glimpses of his best with a glass in hand and T Harps certainly had the Cooper's tap well covered. The Cripple was surprised to see him in a defensive role given that he himself was keeping a close eye on that part of the field. Full marks should go to the fines master and Gary H for not only having vehicles outside but also for staying till last drinks. Speaking of cars, The Cripple is keen to know just how his got home. Big Dean and cohort Big Phil were also well in the spirit, however management has some concerns about the level of spirits.

The Cripple has spoken with management about the concerns over fitness and has come to an agreement which should satisfy everyone. Provided we finish on the right side of the scoreline each week we're not particularly worried about how we might look. After all, it's not what our fitness should be but rather what it needs to be.
Tip for week: Play as much football as you watch.