OK guys
A few have commented on the possible addition of a new player and the club would like a quick answer so it’s only fair to handle this democratically as possible.
The facts
1. We have 19 registered, with John likely out for the season (although he’s not giving it up that easily) .
2. The other Helensburgh teams have 21 each and want us to share the burden of at least one extra player.
3. Sasha, the star striker from the Sweat Hogs last season can’t play with them this year because he’s underage so therefore qualifies for us and would like to join our squad.
4. Sasha can’t train with us, and says he will only play as a striker.
5. This will probably mean less game time for all of us but more goals.
We have until Thursday morning to let the club know.
If you don’t bother voting I’ll assume this means you don’t care and you will be included as in support of the club’s request to allow him to play.
Vote by replying to tony via email or leaving your comment below.
This is the forum in which to discuss the matter.
In other news: The new kit will be available at training on Wednesday. Socks are not included. They are the same as last season and for the newcomers, they will be on sale at the clubhouse for $10 a pair before Saturday’s game.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Around the grounds
Jamberoo made a flying start to the season with a 6-1 (ta Roo) victory over last season's cellar dwellars Uni Gangrenes as the Masters 2 competition kicked off without us on Saturday.
With the top two promoted from last season plus no obvious sign of George Cross on the draw, Jamberoo are expected to challenge for honours this season. They edged us 4-3 in a classic match last year after we'd fallen behind 4-1 at halftime and just failed to break them down for an equaliser near the end.
The Russell Vale team who we faced in the second half of our trial night, beat the Old Boys 3-2. Gary Jordan's late solo goal gave us a victory at home over the Old Boys last season but we fell 2-1 away on a boggy pitch in the second game of a weekend double header.
In other games, IFS had a 3-0 win over Fernhill while Balgownie Crows were held 1-1 by Albion Park Cows. The score in the game between Shellharbour and Puma Masters has yet to be posted.
With the top two promoted from last season plus no obvious sign of George Cross on the draw, Jamberoo are expected to challenge for honours this season. They edged us 4-3 in a classic match last year after we'd fallen behind 4-1 at halftime and just failed to break them down for an equaliser near the end.
The Russell Vale team who we faced in the second half of our trial night, beat the Old Boys 3-2. Gary Jordan's late solo goal gave us a victory at home over the Old Boys last season but we fell 2-1 away on a boggy pitch in the second game of a weekend double header.
In other games, IFS had a 3-0 win over Fernhill while Balgownie Crows were held 1-1 by Albion Park Cows. The score in the game between Shellharbour and Puma Masters has yet to be posted.
The outlook is fine(s)
By Ant the FM
Well lads, we are ready to come out of the blocks this Sunday (Ed: Err, that should be Saturday - $1 fine to you) after a nice week’s rest. You would think that a week’s rest would mean no fines - well think again. Fines have been updated and we are sitting at $172 so far. Almost enough to throw down the deposit on our Hamilton Island end of season trip. A few notable fines:
Fergus $2.00 for Teachers Pet Award in the trial
John $2.00 for calling off training because he’s scared of thunder
Tony $1.00 for introducing Blake Thomas to Coastal Hogs training (lucky it’s not $1.00 from everyone)
Anthony & Matt $2.00 each for overachieving in trial and scoring
Sean $2.00 for being the keenest player out of all Hogs in training 1 and then never to be sighted again
Now I’ll pop up to the shops this week to get a money bucket that I will bring with me to each game. Hopefully this way people can keep throwing their gold coins into the tin so that they do not get too much in arrears.
As you can see I’m just trying to have a bit of fun with this, the aim being for us to all have a laugh at the end of each game in awarding the fines. I’m really not that serious about fining people for mistakes or anything like that, as I said just a bit of fun.
I have been involved with this with Helensburgh Cricket and we raised enough money to fund a trip to the Gold Coast for an end of season trip. Now I realise Gold Coast may not be the aim here, but I’ll liase with the Social Organiser (if I can ever work out what his email address is – Dave refer fines) to see if we use the money to put towards an end of season dinner or trip maybe down to Kangaroo Valley.
One thing to note is that family members can get you fines so all those who have wives who drink are in trouble, then again those wives that don’t turn up in case they get a fine are in trouble also. . . you get my point!
Well lads, we are ready to come out of the blocks this Sunday (Ed: Err, that should be Saturday - $1 fine to you) after a nice week’s rest. You would think that a week’s rest would mean no fines - well think again. Fines have been updated and we are sitting at $172 so far. Almost enough to throw down the deposit on our Hamilton Island end of season trip. A few notable fines:
Fergus $2.00 for Teachers Pet Award in the trial
John $2.00 for calling off training because he’s scared of thunder
Tony $1.00 for introducing Blake Thomas to Coastal Hogs training (lucky it’s not $1.00 from everyone)
Anthony & Matt $2.00 each for overachieving in trial and scoring
Sean $2.00 for being the keenest player out of all Hogs in training 1 and then never to be sighted again
Now I’ll pop up to the shops this week to get a money bucket that I will bring with me to each game. Hopefully this way people can keep throwing their gold coins into the tin so that they do not get too much in arrears.
As you can see I’m just trying to have a bit of fun with this, the aim being for us to all have a laugh at the end of each game in awarding the fines. I’m really not that serious about fining people for mistakes or anything like that, as I said just a bit of fun.
I have been involved with this with Helensburgh Cricket and we raised enough money to fund a trip to the Gold Coast for an end of season trip. Now I realise Gold Coast may not be the aim here, but I’ll liase with the Social Organiser (if I can ever work out what his email address is – Dave refer fines) to see if we use the money to put towards an end of season dinner or trip maybe down to Kangaroo Valley.
One thing to note is that family members can get you fines so all those who have wives who drink are in trouble, then again those wives that don’t turn up in case they get a fine are in trouble also. . . you get my point!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Offside Rule explained
It's arguably the most contentious law in football and not even the paid experts demonstrate a clear understanding. Read this, and then quote it back verbatim when the liney rules out that perfectly good second goal this season . . .
Keith Hackett
The Observer
Last weekend's Match of the Day criticised the offside law. Questioning Jérémie Aliadière's valid goal for Middlesbrough against Arsenal, they made a wider point, which I've heard before. Match officials can't work with or understand the modern offside law: if you had 10 referees in a
room, they said, you would get 10 different decisions.
Let's be clear about this. Match officials do know the laws and apply them to the best of their ability - but time and again pundits criticise perfectly valid decisions. The Match of the Day analysis of the Aliadière decision was a case in point. They suggested the goal should not have been given, that the striker should have been flagged for 'gaining an advantage' after being in an offside position from the long ball. That is simply wrong.
It is immensely frustrating. The law, clarified by the International FA Board in 2005, is a good, effective one, but it seems to have totally eluded some in the media. Officials understand it perfectly, and so could the lads in the studio if they wanted to - it's set out in black and white for anyone who can find the time to read it. Many pundits do a great job, but I hope they respect my right to point out when they are misleading fans, and winding themselves up with old or wrong information.
The law really is simple and well defined. First and foremost, it is important to know the key principle: it is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position. Assistants will not flag the moment someone strays offside. A player is only penalised if he then becomes active.
The source of most confusion is clearly in the definition of 'active'. Pundits keep falling back on the dictionary definition of the word, or their own version of it, rather than the one set out in the laws. It's intensely frustrating to see them spreading misinformation - misinformation that leads to the sort of abuse that drives officials out of the game.
To be clear, the definition, in the laws, is this: in deciding whether to flag, assistants must watch out for three things, any one of which would make an offside player active.
First, is the offside player interfering with play? As advised by the IFAB since 2005, that means playing or touching the ball. Attempting to play the ball does not count - he must actually play or touch it.
Second, is the player interfering with an opponent's ability to play the ball, by clearly obstructing the opponent's line of vision or movements, or by making a gesture or movement which, in the opinion of the referee, deceives or distracts an opponent?
And third, is the player 'gaining an advantage'? This last point is specific, and is not what Match of the Day seem to think it is. It applies only to an offside player playing a ball that rebounds to him from an opponent, the post or the crossbar. If he does not play the ball from the rebound, then he is not penalised for being in that offside position. Nothing else counts as 'gaining'.
And that's it. If a player ticks any one of those three boxes, he is offside. The three-part definition is remembered as 'PIG' - if a player doesn't Play, Interfere or Gain, he is fine.
The law is a real positive for the game - the pundits should love it. The active definition helps games flow - there are fewer stoppages for offside now - and it makes negative play far less profitable. No sensible team today uses the arms-aloft offside trap made famous by George Graham's Arsenal (Ed - boo hiss) in the 80s and 90s. That trap was totally against the spirit of the offside law - it was never intended as a device for earning cheap free-kicks. The active system means that the offside trap is now a dangerous tactic to use and allows the benefit of
the doubt to be always with the attacking team.
Of course, the fact that the law is unambiguous does not put an end to split-second mistakes, and we will always try to learn from them and improve. When officials do get it wrong, for example in the Manchester City v Tottenham game last Sunday, or in the same Arsenal v
Middlesbrough match when Emmanuel Adebayor was wrongly given offside, we can expect criticism, and the officials concerned are given operational advice. My point is that pundits' criticism of officials should at least be fair and informed, based on a proper knowledge of the laws, not on some vague idea of what they might be. If I hear one more co-commentator
criticise an assistant referee for a 'late flag' - when the assistant is clearly waiting to see if an offside player ticks any of the three PIG boxes - my TV will go out of the window.
I'm honestly very proud of the officials who put themselves forward for what is a thankless task. They are hard-working, dedicated and honest, and deserve so much more respect than they get. All I'm asking is that pundits and phone-in critics read the laws before complaining. Failing
that, if they really do know better, they should step forward, sign up and have a go themselves.
Keith Hackett is general manager of Professional Game Match Officials Limited
The 'active' system: case studies
Blackburn v Liverpool
April 2006
Robbie Fowler chests the ball towards Fernando Morientes, who is onside. But Djibril Cissé, in an offside position nearby, with no defenders around him, sees the ball coming his way, and raises a leg to play it. However, he stops himself just in time, realising he would be flagged for being involved in active play if he made contact. The ball runs on to Morientes, who crosses back to Fowler, who scores. Defenders protest, but the decision is correct. Cissé did not play the ball. 'Attempting to play the ball' does not count. He did not interfere - there were no defenders near him - and he didn't gain an advantage (there was no rebound).
Manchester City v Blackburn
December 2007
Blackburn cross from the right: the ball goes over the head of David Dunn, in an offside position, and reaches Roque Santa Cruz, running from an onside position, who scores. The assistant referee flags Dunn offside - but quickly realises Dunn wasn't active: he didn't play the ball,
interfere with an opponent, or gain an advantage. The assistant calls the referee over, explains why the goal should stand, and the referee agrees. This example shows the importance of assistants not being too quick to flag.
Keith Hackett
The Observer
Last weekend's Match of the Day criticised the offside law. Questioning Jérémie Aliadière's valid goal for Middlesbrough against Arsenal, they made a wider point, which I've heard before. Match officials can't work with or understand the modern offside law: if you had 10 referees in a
room, they said, you would get 10 different decisions.
Let's be clear about this. Match officials do know the laws and apply them to the best of their ability - but time and again pundits criticise perfectly valid decisions. The Match of the Day analysis of the Aliadière decision was a case in point. They suggested the goal should not have been given, that the striker should have been flagged for 'gaining an advantage' after being in an offside position from the long ball. That is simply wrong.
It is immensely frustrating. The law, clarified by the International FA Board in 2005, is a good, effective one, but it seems to have totally eluded some in the media. Officials understand it perfectly, and so could the lads in the studio if they wanted to - it's set out in black and white for anyone who can find the time to read it. Many pundits do a great job, but I hope they respect my right to point out when they are misleading fans, and winding themselves up with old or wrong information.
The law really is simple and well defined. First and foremost, it is important to know the key principle: it is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position. Assistants will not flag the moment someone strays offside. A player is only penalised if he then becomes active.
The source of most confusion is clearly in the definition of 'active'. Pundits keep falling back on the dictionary definition of the word, or their own version of it, rather than the one set out in the laws. It's intensely frustrating to see them spreading misinformation - misinformation that leads to the sort of abuse that drives officials out of the game.
To be clear, the definition, in the laws, is this: in deciding whether to flag, assistants must watch out for three things, any one of which would make an offside player active.
First, is the offside player interfering with play? As advised by the IFAB since 2005, that means playing or touching the ball. Attempting to play the ball does not count - he must actually play or touch it.
Second, is the player interfering with an opponent's ability to play the ball, by clearly obstructing the opponent's line of vision or movements, or by making a gesture or movement which, in the opinion of the referee, deceives or distracts an opponent?
And third, is the player 'gaining an advantage'? This last point is specific, and is not what Match of the Day seem to think it is. It applies only to an offside player playing a ball that rebounds to him from an opponent, the post or the crossbar. If he does not play the ball from the rebound, then he is not penalised for being in that offside position. Nothing else counts as 'gaining'.
And that's it. If a player ticks any one of those three boxes, he is offside. The three-part definition is remembered as 'PIG' - if a player doesn't Play, Interfere or Gain, he is fine.
The law is a real positive for the game - the pundits should love it. The active definition helps games flow - there are fewer stoppages for offside now - and it makes negative play far less profitable. No sensible team today uses the arms-aloft offside trap made famous by George Graham's Arsenal (Ed - boo hiss) in the 80s and 90s. That trap was totally against the spirit of the offside law - it was never intended as a device for earning cheap free-kicks. The active system means that the offside trap is now a dangerous tactic to use and allows the benefit of
the doubt to be always with the attacking team.
Of course, the fact that the law is unambiguous does not put an end to split-second mistakes, and we will always try to learn from them and improve. When officials do get it wrong, for example in the Manchester City v Tottenham game last Sunday, or in the same Arsenal v
Middlesbrough match when Emmanuel Adebayor was wrongly given offside, we can expect criticism, and the officials concerned are given operational advice. My point is that pundits' criticism of officials should at least be fair and informed, based on a proper knowledge of the laws, not on some vague idea of what they might be. If I hear one more co-commentator
criticise an assistant referee for a 'late flag' - when the assistant is clearly waiting to see if an offside player ticks any of the three PIG boxes - my TV will go out of the window.
I'm honestly very proud of the officials who put themselves forward for what is a thankless task. They are hard-working, dedicated and honest, and deserve so much more respect than they get. All I'm asking is that pundits and phone-in critics read the laws before complaining. Failing
that, if they really do know better, they should step forward, sign up and have a go themselves.
Keith Hackett is general manager of Professional Game Match Officials Limited
The 'active' system: case studies
Blackburn v Liverpool
April 2006
Robbie Fowler chests the ball towards Fernando Morientes, who is onside. But Djibril Cissé, in an offside position nearby, with no defenders around him, sees the ball coming his way, and raises a leg to play it. However, he stops himself just in time, realising he would be flagged for being involved in active play if he made contact. The ball runs on to Morientes, who crosses back to Fowler, who scores. Defenders protest, but the decision is correct. Cissé did not play the ball. 'Attempting to play the ball' does not count. He did not interfere - there were no defenders near him - and he didn't gain an advantage (there was no rebound).
Manchester City v Blackburn
December 2007
Blackburn cross from the right: the ball goes over the head of David Dunn, in an offside position, and reaches Roque Santa Cruz, running from an onside position, who scores. The assistant referee flags Dunn offside - but quickly realises Dunn wasn't active: he didn't play the ball,
interfere with an opponent, or gain an advantage. The assistant calls the referee over, explains why the goal should stand, and the referee agrees. This example shows the importance of assistants not being too quick to flag.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
New faces, old faces
The IAFA has (finally) released a draw for week one of the competition and it is available on their website.
http://www.iafa.com.au/iafanew/news.php
Last season we had 10 teams in our league and this has grown by one, meaning only two byes this year instead of four.
The Sweat Hogs and Coniston were both promoted after featuring in last season's grand final while there appear to be four new teams in our division. The Russell Vale outfit we played in the second half of our trial match were demoted to our level. Other new faces this season are Shellharbour, Balgownie and Puma Masters.
http://www.iafa.com.au/iafanew/news.php
Last season we had 10 teams in our league and this has grown by one, meaning only two byes this year instead of four.
The Sweat Hogs and Coniston were both promoted after featuring in last season's grand final while there appear to be four new teams in our division. The Russell Vale outfit we played in the second half of our trial match were demoted to our level. Other new faces this season are Shellharbour, Balgownie and Puma Masters.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Introducing . . . Peter Heathcote
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's goalie Pete flying to our rescue again. As with his onfield performances, our No. 1 is giving very little away in his blog profile. Except that he's a massive fan of Coastal Hogland!
Where I grew up Oatley.
My first soccer team All Saints Oatley West, under 6.
My greatest soccer moment Saving that penalty of course.
WAGs name Jo.
KADs names Emma, Heidi, Jacob and Jigsaw.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was Hector for obvious reasons.
The nickname I’d choose for myself Sir.
My job Builder, supervising a team.
My dream job I would do my own developments.
My favourite footy team Fulham. I’ve seen them in action and they are the only ones that will sell you seats - otherwise Liverpool and then St George.
My favourite sport Reading the paper. Answering questionnaires, reading blogs.
My favourite sportswoman Tatiana Gregoriana.
My favourite TV show My Name is Earl, Tim the Toolman, Premier League Highlights, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Arrested Development.
Fave movie Raiders, Terminator, Batman, Transformers, Die Hards and stuff with gratuitous sex, nudity and violence. But I did like Apollo 13 and (terminal cancer weepathon) Life as a House.
Fave musician/band Eclectic. Right now: Maroon 5 and Michael Buble but I have been to Suzie Quatro and Status Quo concerts.
The song I like the most Convoy . . . nah, just kidding.
What I like to cook barbecue.
Last book I read Ice Station/ Matthew Reilly.
Quiet night in or big night out Quiet night in.
Cheese or chocolate chocolate.
Paris or Kylie Jo.
If I was a TV character I’d be Tim the Toolman.
If I was a type of fish I’d be Groper.
My dream car is New Saab Turbo diesel.
If I had $10 million I’d give it to me.
The best beer is Corona.
I’d like to be reincarnated as a forward
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven’t got talent, looks, technique and he is not in goals.
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em You do
Tell us a joke Forwards.
Where I grew up Oatley.
My first soccer team All Saints Oatley West, under 6.
My greatest soccer moment Saving that penalty of course.
WAGs name Jo.
KADs names Emma, Heidi, Jacob and Jigsaw.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was Hector for obvious reasons.
The nickname I’d choose for myself Sir.
My job Builder, supervising a team.
My dream job I would do my own developments.
My favourite footy team Fulham. I’ve seen them in action and they are the only ones that will sell you seats - otherwise Liverpool and then St George.
My favourite sport Reading the paper. Answering questionnaires, reading blogs.
My favourite sportswoman Tatiana Gregoriana.
My favourite TV show My Name is Earl, Tim the Toolman, Premier League Highlights, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Arrested Development.
Fave movie Raiders, Terminator, Batman, Transformers, Die Hards and stuff with gratuitous sex, nudity and violence. But I did like Apollo 13 and (terminal cancer weepathon) Life as a House.
Fave musician/band Eclectic. Right now: Maroon 5 and Michael Buble but I have been to Suzie Quatro and Status Quo concerts.
The song I like the most Convoy . . . nah, just kidding.
What I like to cook barbecue.
Last book I read Ice Station/ Matthew Reilly.
Quiet night in or big night out Quiet night in.
Cheese or chocolate chocolate.
Paris or Kylie Jo.
If I was a TV character I’d be Tim the Toolman.
If I was a type of fish I’d be Groper.
My dream car is New Saab Turbo diesel.
If I had $10 million I’d give it to me.
The best beer is Corona.
I’d like to be reincarnated as a forward
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven’t got talent, looks, technique and he is not in goals.
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em You do
Tell us a joke Forwards.
We huffed and we puffed . . .
The Coastal Hogs continued their buildup for the new season with an encouraging trial performance at Russell Vale on Wednesday night.
In a true game of two halves, the Hogs held the RV first division team to a stalemate in the opening half hour and then edged the second division outfit 2-1 with two goals in two minutes late on.
After the cramped confines of summer sevens and Sunday morning soccer it was a shock to be presented with wide open spaces and the Hogs were blowing hard early on as RV's talented firsts pinged the ball around.
Newcomer Fergus was outstanding for the Hogs in a box to box performance, one minute sneaking up at the far post to nod Tony's cross wide and the next clearing from deep in his own penalty area.
The Hogs created very little in the way of attacking chances in the opening 30 minutes but the defence got a good workout against a skilful opposition and pleasingly held firm.
Shane commented on the space the Hogs allowed in midfield, something which should be remedied with the return of Sean and Mark in the middle and some more match fitness. The Hogs had two subs and if they can get closer to four or five for early season matches, and work them intelligently, it should ease the problem of being out-run.
The second half allowed the Hogs more opportunities up front as the younger first division players made way for some older and slower defenders. The Hogs' defense lapsed in concentration, however, and RV opened the scoring against the run of play.
Tony missed a great chance to level when one-on-one with the keeper. He telegraphed his shot to the far post and the keeper got down to make a good save. Soon after Anthony slipped through but placed his low left foot shot into the side netting.
With six minutes to play a deserved breakthrough arrived. Shane played the ball out of defence to Tony who sent Matt away down the right flank and he picked out Fergus, rampaging through the centre. The opposition keeper did well to get a hand on Fergus's lifted shot but Ant raced in to bundle the ball into the net.
Soon after the Hogs had a second, Matt making space inside the box on the right and getting a lucky break as the ball flicked a defender, squeezed under the keeper and spun back over the line.
The result was a plus, as was the match fitness picked up. As Shane said, it was a much better performance than at the same stage last season, and the newcomers have fitted in very well already.
Please leave your own comments on the game!
In a true game of two halves, the Hogs held the RV first division team to a stalemate in the opening half hour and then edged the second division outfit 2-1 with two goals in two minutes late on.
After the cramped confines of summer sevens and Sunday morning soccer it was a shock to be presented with wide open spaces and the Hogs were blowing hard early on as RV's talented firsts pinged the ball around.
Newcomer Fergus was outstanding for the Hogs in a box to box performance, one minute sneaking up at the far post to nod Tony's cross wide and the next clearing from deep in his own penalty area.
The Hogs created very little in the way of attacking chances in the opening 30 minutes but the defence got a good workout against a skilful opposition and pleasingly held firm.
Shane commented on the space the Hogs allowed in midfield, something which should be remedied with the return of Sean and Mark in the middle and some more match fitness. The Hogs had two subs and if they can get closer to four or five for early season matches, and work them intelligently, it should ease the problem of being out-run.
The second half allowed the Hogs more opportunities up front as the younger first division players made way for some older and slower defenders. The Hogs' defense lapsed in concentration, however, and RV opened the scoring against the run of play.
Tony missed a great chance to level when one-on-one with the keeper. He telegraphed his shot to the far post and the keeper got down to make a good save. Soon after Anthony slipped through but placed his low left foot shot into the side netting.
With six minutes to play a deserved breakthrough arrived. Shane played the ball out of defence to Tony who sent Matt away down the right flank and he picked out Fergus, rampaging through the centre. The opposition keeper did well to get a hand on Fergus's lifted shot but Ant raced in to bundle the ball into the net.
Soon after the Hogs had a second, Matt making space inside the box on the right and getting a lucky break as the ball flicked a defender, squeezed under the keeper and spun back over the line.
The result was a plus, as was the match fitness picked up. As Shane said, it was a much better performance than at the same stage last season, and the newcomers have fitted in very well already.
Please leave your own comments on the game!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Trial match preview
The Coastal Hogs welcome four newcomers into action Wednesday with their only trial match, against top division Russell Vale.
Tony Cabassi's team were placed second in second division open last season and will play in the top grade of masters this year.
The Hogs have been hit by a potential long term knee injury to captain John Brandman but have recruited strongly in the offseason.
Graeme Phillipson has a preference for midfield but is likely to start his Hogs career in the heart of defence. Nicknamed "Jose" because of a faint resemblence to the former Chelsea narcissist, he is likewise a cool customer under pressure.
In Matt Carroll and Fergus Rourke the Hogs have unearthed two energetic midfielders with excellent distribution and eye for goal. Up front Anthony Ritter adds another dimension to the attack this season and has already shown his ability to bring down the high ball and hold up play for the support.
The Hogs go into Wednesday night's match with 14 players. As well as Brandman, they are missing, Michael Anglin, Dean Jones, Sean Izzard and Gary Jordan, who will be running the tactics and subs on and off from the sidelines.
Three divisions have been selected, as well as goalie Pete.
Four out of GD, GP, SK, PC, GH will play at any one time in defence. Three of the following four will play as two outside midfielder and central defensive midfielder: MC, DD, IS, MS. Three of the following four will play as two forwards and one central attacking midfielder: AR, TH, FR and KS.
The Hogs will start warmup at 7pm and are expected to bring their yellow shirts from last season.
Tony Cabassi's team were placed second in second division open last season and will play in the top grade of masters this year.
The Hogs have been hit by a potential long term knee injury to captain John Brandman but have recruited strongly in the offseason.
Graeme Phillipson has a preference for midfield but is likely to start his Hogs career in the heart of defence. Nicknamed "Jose" because of a faint resemblence to the former Chelsea narcissist, he is likewise a cool customer under pressure.
In Matt Carroll and Fergus Rourke the Hogs have unearthed two energetic midfielders with excellent distribution and eye for goal. Up front Anthony Ritter adds another dimension to the attack this season and has already shown his ability to bring down the high ball and hold up play for the support.
The Hogs go into Wednesday night's match with 14 players. As well as Brandman, they are missing, Michael Anglin, Dean Jones, Sean Izzard and Gary Jordan, who will be running the tactics and subs on and off from the sidelines.
Three divisions have been selected, as well as goalie Pete.
Four out of GD, GP, SK, PC, GH will play at any one time in defence. Three of the following four will play as two outside midfielder and central defensive midfielder: MC, DD, IS, MS. Three of the following four will play as two forwards and one central attacking midfielder: AR, TH, FR and KS.
The Hogs will start warmup at 7pm and are expected to bring their yellow shirts from last season.
Monday, March 17, 2008
One down: Skipper floored by knee injury
CH captain John Brandman looks set to miss at least the first half of the season after suffering a likely torn cartilage in his knee. John was favouring the knee and had it strapped at training last week and a visit to a doctor brought bad news.
"I went to a specialist today who is about 99 percent sure it's a torn cartilage," John says. "I
can't get in to an MRI to confirm for 2 weeks, then if confirmed it's 4 weeks later to be booked in for surgery. Recovery to running will take another 6 weeks. Think I'll see you in 2nd half of season - bugger!"
I'm sure everyone joins in wishing John good news at the MRI and, barring that, that he has a speedy recovery.
"I went to a specialist today who is about 99 percent sure it's a torn cartilage," John says. "I
can't get in to an MRI to confirm for 2 weeks, then if confirmed it's 4 weeks later to be booked in for surgery. Recovery to running will take another 6 weeks. Think I'll see you in 2nd half of season - bugger!"
I'm sure everyone joins in wishing John good news at the MRI and, barring that, that he has a speedy recovery.
Trial match formations vs. Russell Vale
Due to the withdrawal of two players from Wednesday's trial we're looking at a new approach to playing the game. Update to follow here.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Introducing . . . John Brandman
Hello! Hello! The Coastal Hogs captain and resident muso opens up on Cat Empire, Bugs Bunny, Jennifer Hawkins and why he wants to be known as “Stud”.
Where I grew up Maroubra. Once a Coastal Hog always a CH.
My first soccer team Hakoah, earlier version of Sydney City, in Under 10s. Still trying to get it right.
My greatest soccer moment Grand final winning goal header in Engadine Eagles O35s. One of those where time slowed as perfect cross came my way and I had time to do crossword, bit of shopping etc on route to putting it away. Really should be allowed to happen more than once in life. Maybe this year . . .
WAG’s name Carol. Our 30th anniversary is coming up so that’s my excuse for being in Fiji in mid August, whilst others cement our place in finals.
KADs’ names Stuart (22). Sometimes painful child who makes occasional impressive guest appearance in goals for Coastal Hogs in training games. Accountant in Caringbah , but don’t hold that against him.
Jacqui (20). At Sydney Uni doing Liberal Studies. She was our excuse for visiting Montreal whilst she was on exchange last August.
Mitchell (15 ). Bass, drum and piano playing champ who will be the source of my early retirement fund when his band becomes famous. That’s my plan anyway.
Dog: Milly: Saved on route to pound. Cute and not capable of biting anything.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don't want anyone to know was “Johnnies”- (yes plural). It just may have had something to do with being slightly more overweight than I am now. Should I hear the call again, I will once again examine the scales more closely.
The nickname I'd choose for myself Stud – if only for the mirth it would cause on the sidelines for those who know.
My job Engadine Music, a monster Carol and I gave birth to 28 years ago. Jury is out as to whether I’m running it or it’s running me.
My dream job Tour guide for small group (2) in exotic or erotic places I’ve yet to discover.
My favourite footy team Coastal Hogs. Because you’re just such nice guys.
My favourite (other) sport Snow Skiing – been doing that for 45 years and also still trying to get it right.
My favourite sportswoman Jennifer Hawkins. In any sport she’d like to play with me.
My favourite TV show Friends – All the ‘nice’ people remind me of the camaraderie of the Coastal Hogs.
Fave movie Monty Python’s Life of Brian. The mickey needed to be taken out of that subject.
Fave musician/band Zillions, for different reasons, but currently Cat Empire. A class act, with the most amazing live audience reaction. Catch them if you can at Enmore Theatre.
The song I like the most A piece called “New Images” from Artura Sandoval, an amazing trumpet player who escaped from Cuba and plays in octaves yet to be notated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyE_3uODFE
Instructions for my funeral include playing this, followed by “Always look at the bright side
of Life” (from Life of Brian), especially the line “Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it". Appropriate from the grave I thought. As the mourners leaves “Another One Bites The Dust” would say it all.
What I like to cook Thick, rare steak. Feed the man meat!
Last book I read Biography of Robert Kennedy. Can’t believe what that family got away with. In my next life . . . Quiet night in or big night out Depends on whether Cat Empire are playing, whether I’m in Havana ( there’s a story there ), or a shared bath is on offer.
Cheese or chocolate Neither. Ice cream.
Paris or Kylie Jennifer Hawkins – refer earlier comments.
If I was a TV character I'd be Bugs Bunny. Give me a carrot and I think I’ve worked out the sport I’d like to play with my favourite sportswoman.
If I was a fish I'd be Hooked.
My dream car is In somebody else’s driveway.
If I had $10 million I'd give it to My creditors.
The best beer is Secretly hidden inside a bottle of red wine. You’ll often see me sampling its hidden secrets.
Where I grew up Maroubra. Once a Coastal Hog always a CH.
My first soccer team Hakoah, earlier version of Sydney City, in Under 10s. Still trying to get it right.
My greatest soccer moment Grand final winning goal header in Engadine Eagles O35s. One of those where time slowed as perfect cross came my way and I had time to do crossword, bit of shopping etc on route to putting it away. Really should be allowed to happen more than once in life. Maybe this year . . .
WAG’s name Carol. Our 30th anniversary is coming up so that’s my excuse for being in Fiji in mid August, whilst others cement our place in finals.
KADs’ names Stuart (22). Sometimes painful child who makes occasional impressive guest appearance in goals for Coastal Hogs in training games. Accountant in Caringbah , but don’t hold that against him.
Jacqui (20). At Sydney Uni doing Liberal Studies. She was our excuse for visiting Montreal whilst she was on exchange last August.
Mitchell (15 ). Bass, drum and piano playing champ who will be the source of my early retirement fund when his band becomes famous. That’s my plan anyway.
Dog: Milly: Saved on route to pound. Cute and not capable of biting anything.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don't want anyone to know was “Johnnies”- (yes plural). It just may have had something to do with being slightly more overweight than I am now. Should I hear the call again, I will once again examine the scales more closely.
The nickname I'd choose for myself Stud – if only for the mirth it would cause on the sidelines for those who know.
My job Engadine Music, a monster Carol and I gave birth to 28 years ago. Jury is out as to whether I’m running it or it’s running me.
My dream job Tour guide for small group (2) in exotic or erotic places I’ve yet to discover.
My favourite footy team Coastal Hogs. Because you’re just such nice guys.
My favourite (other) sport Snow Skiing – been doing that for 45 years and also still trying to get it right.
My favourite sportswoman Jennifer Hawkins. In any sport she’d like to play with me.
My favourite TV show Friends – All the ‘nice’ people remind me of the camaraderie of the Coastal Hogs.
Fave movie Monty Python’s Life of Brian. The mickey needed to be taken out of that subject.
Fave musician/band Zillions, for different reasons, but currently Cat Empire. A class act, with the most amazing live audience reaction. Catch them if you can at Enmore Theatre.
The song I like the most A piece called “New Images” from Artura Sandoval, an amazing trumpet player who escaped from Cuba and plays in octaves yet to be notated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOyE_3uODFE
Instructions for my funeral include playing this, followed by “Always look at the bright side
of Life” (from Life of Brian), especially the line “Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it". Appropriate from the grave I thought. As the mourners leaves “Another One Bites The Dust” would say it all.What I like to cook Thick, rare steak. Feed the man meat!
Last book I read Biography of Robert Kennedy. Can’t believe what that family got away with. In my next life . . . Quiet night in or big night out Depends on whether Cat Empire are playing, whether I’m in Havana ( there’s a story there ), or a shared bath is on offer.
Cheese or chocolate Neither. Ice cream.
Paris or Kylie Jennifer Hawkins – refer earlier comments.
If I was a TV character I'd be Bugs Bunny. Give me a carrot and I think I’ve worked out the sport I’d like to play with my favourite sportswoman.
If I was a fish I'd be Hooked.
My dream car is In somebody else’s driveway.
If I had $10 million I'd give it to My creditors.
The best beer is Secretly hidden inside a bottle of red wine. You’ll often see me sampling its hidden secrets.
I'd like to be reincarnated as A table cloth. Go on, ask.
What's Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven't got The $10 million I'd give it to my creditors.
Goalkeepers. Who needs 'em Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs.
Tell us a joke Now that you’ve asked about “why a tablecloth ?”
It’s ’cause you get laid 3 times a day and pulled off after every meal.
Very revealing interview there, skip. Always thought you were a man of the cloth.
What's Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven't got The $10 million I'd give it to my creditors.
Goalkeepers. Who needs 'em Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs, Coastal Hogs.
Tell us a joke Now that you’ve asked about “why a tablecloth ?”
It’s ’cause you get laid 3 times a day and pulled off after every meal.
Very revealing interview there, skip. Always thought you were a man of the cloth.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Time change for trial match v RV
The trial match on March 19 away to Russell Vale has been put back until 7pm. The ground is being used by juniors until then. We will aim to kick off by 7.15pm and to finish by 8.30pm. Details on how to find the ground appear in an earlier post.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Helensburgh working bee
The senior club, including the Coastal Hogs, will be conducting a working bee at the grounds on Saturday morning from 9am. If you can't get there by nine please consider coming up later in the morning to help out.
The working bee is to to get the fields and facilities ready for the season ahead.
Says club secretary Greg Rendell:
"Cricket is over, and little A’s is also almost finished and now we need to start preparation for our code.
We will be
1) cleaning the club house, change rooms and surrounds
2) cutting grass - mowers and whipper snippers required
3) taking rubbish to the tip
4) moving and fixing the fencing around the main field
5) clearing and cleaning and the field surrounds
Obviously this job is made easier with more hands, and is the only real task required of players in preparing the facility in the whole year, so I would very much appreciate it if you could advise your players and get as many as possible to attend."
The working bee is to to get the fields and facilities ready for the season ahead.
Says club secretary Greg Rendell:
"Cricket is over, and little A’s is also almost finished and now we need to start preparation for our code.
We will be
1) cleaning the club house, change rooms and surrounds
2) cutting grass - mowers and whipper snippers required
3) taking rubbish to the tip
4) moving and fixing the fencing around the main field
5) clearing and cleaning and the field surrounds
Obviously this job is made easier with more hands, and is the only real task required of players in preparing the facility in the whole year, so I would very much appreciate it if you could advise your players and get as many as possible to attend."
Friday, March 7, 2008
Introducing . . . Dave Downing
Social Dave loves a chat, especially when you're grimly hanging onto a 1-0 lead and you have the temerity to make a substitution when the ball is on your own half. A great motivator, tackling machine and deceptively fast runner, he makes sure no-one falls asleep on the job.
Where I grew up Randalstown, N.Ireland.
My first soccer team Randalstown Primary School (legs that made chickens jealous).
My greatest soccer moment Winning the Navy Cup in 1993 - sliding tackle as opposition striker was about to score after going around our keeper when the score was at 1–1, went into extra time and we won 2-1.
WAGs name Kathryn, or her who must be obeyed.
KADs names Kids: Liam & Ian (see below). Dogs: Scooby & Sam.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was Daffy Duck or Curly…….I curled my hair after Kevin Keegan curled his in the late 1970s.
The nickname I’d choose for myself ‘Hansen’ after the greatest Liverpool defender in history.
My job Looking after our company's key accounts - or at least pretending that’s what I do.
My dream job Being paid to play and write editorials about newly released PS3 games - under the alias
of ‘Old Geek’.
My favourite footy team Liverpool! My uncle was a sports reporter for The Daily Mirror during the 70s &
80s and during one of Liverpool's triumphant FA Cup Finals he took me to have breakfast with the team before the game - crapped myself sitting with Kevin Keegan, Graeme Souness, Alan Hansen, Terry McDermott etc. I managed to say nothing which sounded anything like English.
My favourite (other) sport Golf but I'm not very good. Some of my original clubs are at the bottom of various water hazards, along with many balls.
My favourite sportsman (or woman) Well known Irish Olympic pole dancer ‘Kerry Anyway’
My favourite TV show Match of the Day, Saturday nights on BBC1. Best football round-up program ever broadcast.
Fave movie Top Gun (see below right)
Fave musician/band Creed or Altered Bridge
The song I like the most Simple Minds ‘Belfast Child’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFIMJxV2tjI
What I like to cook Indian & Asian food.
Last book I read Clive Cussler: all his books are good.
Quiet night in or big night out Quiet night in, BBQ with friends and plenty of cold beer, live game of football on the box.
Cheese or chocolate Chocolate, particularly the body chocolate you buy from…….oops!
Paris or Kylie Kylie. You wouldn’t have to teach her anything.
If I was a TV character I’d be Wonder Woman’s soap on a string.
If I was a type of fish I’d be ‘Flat Fish’ always on its belly.
My dream car is Black 1990s Ford Escort XR3.
If I had $10 million I’d give it to The people I know who’d enjoy spending it with me while having plenty of fun.
The best beer is Harp Larger
I’d like to be reincarnated as Someone who made a difference
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got that I haven’t got Good looks, money, the ability to actual put the ball in the net. Did I say good looks.
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em Constantly combing their hair, looking for anyone with a camera, smiling at anything in a skirt, occasionally moving to save a shot while the rest of the team is running around like headless chickens - how does Peter do it!
Tell us a joke
Resimay
Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaitedI no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can g et a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.. . .
Employer's response:
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
Where I grew up Randalstown, N.Ireland.
My first soccer team Randalstown Primary School (legs that made chickens jealous).
My greatest soccer moment Winning the Navy Cup in 1993 - sliding tackle as opposition striker was about to score after going around our keeper when the score was at 1–1, went into extra time and we won 2-1.
WAGs name Kathryn, or her who must be obeyed.
KADs names Kids: Liam & Ian (see below). Dogs: Scooby & Sam.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was Daffy Duck or Curly…….I curled my hair after Kevin Keegan curled his in the late 1970s.
The nickname I’d choose for myself ‘Hansen’ after the greatest Liverpool defender in history.
My job Looking after our company's key accounts - or at least pretending that’s what I do.
My dream job Being paid to play and write editorials about newly released PS3 games - under the alias
of ‘Old Geek’.
My favourite footy team Liverpool! My uncle was a sports reporter for The Daily Mirror during the 70s &
80s and during one of Liverpool's triumphant FA Cup Finals he took me to have breakfast with the team before the game - crapped myself sitting with Kevin Keegan, Graeme Souness, Alan Hansen, Terry McDermott etc. I managed to say nothing which sounded anything like English.My favourite (other) sport Golf but I'm not very good. Some of my original clubs are at the bottom of various water hazards, along with many balls.
My favourite sportsman (or woman) Well known Irish Olympic pole dancer ‘Kerry Anyway’
My favourite TV show Match of the Day, Saturday nights on BBC1. Best football round-up program ever broadcast.
Fave movie Top Gun (see below right)
Fave musician/band Creed or Altered Bridge
The song I like the most Simple Minds ‘Belfast Child’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFIMJxV2tjIWhat I like to cook Indian & Asian food.
Last book I read Clive Cussler: all his books are good.
Quiet night in or big night out Quiet night in, BBQ with friends and plenty of cold beer, live game of football on the box.
Cheese or chocolate Chocolate, particularly the body chocolate you buy from…….oops!
Paris or Kylie Kylie. You wouldn’t have to teach her anything.
If I was a TV character I’d be Wonder Woman’s soap on a string.
If I was a type of fish I’d be ‘Flat Fish’ always on its belly.
My dream car is Black 1990s Ford Escort XR3.
If I had $10 million I’d give it to The people I know who’d enjoy spending it with me while having plenty of fun.
The best beer is Harp Larger
I’d like to be reincarnated as Someone who made a difference
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got that I haven’t got Good looks, money, the ability to actual put the ball in the net. Did I say good looks.
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em Constantly combing their hair, looking for anyone with a camera, smiling at anything in a skirt, occasionally moving to save a shot while the rest of the team is running around like headless chickens - how does Peter do it!
Tell us a joke
Resimay
Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaitedI no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can g et a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,Peggy May StarlingsPS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.. . .
Employer's response:
Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check
Coastal Hogs vs. Russell Vale, Wed, March 19
The trial match against Russell Vale's division one Masters team is confirmed for March 19 at Cawley Park, Terania St, Russell Vale. For the northerners, Russell Vale is about 20 minutes south of Wombarra.We should arrive by 7pm for a warmup with a kickoff approximately 7.15pm. RV have requested two 30-minute halves. We are hoping to have our new jerseys in time for the game but failing that can you please pack your Hogs shirt from last season or a similarly yellow playing shirt. Could those who played in the Hogs and Jim Allen All Stars bring both of those shirts to cover those without a yellow strip.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Introducing . . . Sean Izzard
The Hogs midfield enforcer added goalscoring to his crunching tackling and deft assists last season to sweep up the player of the year award. If he wins his first GF since this picture was taken he's promised to grow his hair back like this to celebrate.*
Where I grew up Merrylands till age 7. Then lived in Bundeena till year 11.
My first soccer team Wenty Waratahs (Wentworthville).
My greatest soccer moment? - Scoring the winner from the penalty spot, second half of extra time in the U14 GF (see picture) whilst playing for Bundeena against my mates who played for Cronulla RSL. School on the Monday was brilliant, and bragging rights to this day established. Oh, and CHOTY 2007.
WAGs name Gorgeous wife, Amanda.
KADs names Zoe (11), Xavier (9), Lili (7), Mishka the Vizsla (Ed: a breed of dog from Hungary), 3 rabbits (Ed: cute furry things which Ant’s cat slaughters), 18 Koi carp (Ed: As opposed to carp what are loquacious) and Lizzie the water dragon (Ed: Not a real dragon, kids).
The nickname I chose for the blog was CHOTY. Wanker was already taken.
Other nicknames Prawn, Blizz and Eddie. (Ed: and Shane).
My job Photographer.
My dream job Tent designer (Ed: nup, I don’t get it either).
My favourite footy team NRL: Bulldogs - born a Billy-Bankstowner and the old man followed them. AFL: Swans - always good for a 3rd quarter comeback and value for money. EPL: C
helsea - a battling club struggling for resources.
My favourite (other) sport To play: Tennis and cricket. To watch: Anything except club Rugby (the Shite Shield?). Have been known to switch to SBS for the Nutcracker, rather than endure that rubbish. Of course that was before I got pay TV, now I can watch darts, World's Strongest Man or Test cricket from 1983.
My favourite sportsman Daniel Kowalski. Busts his guts trying to beat Perkins, then Hackett comes along...
My favourite TV show Whose Line Is It Anyway? Colin Mochrie, improv genius.
Where I grew up Merrylands till age 7. Then lived in Bundeena till year 11.
My first soccer team Wenty Waratahs (Wentworthville).
My greatest soccer moment? - Scoring the winner from the penalty spot, second half of extra time in the U14 GF (see picture) whilst playing for Bundeena against my mates who played for Cronulla RSL. School on the Monday was brilliant, and bragging rights to this day established. Oh, and CHOTY 2007.
WAGs name Gorgeous wife, Amanda.
KADs names Zoe (11), Xavier (9), Lili (7), Mishka the Vizsla (Ed: a breed of dog from Hungary), 3 rabbits (Ed: cute furry things which Ant’s cat slaughters), 18 Koi carp (Ed: As opposed to carp what are loquacious) and Lizzie the water dragon (Ed: Not a real dragon, kids).
The nickname I chose for the blog was CHOTY. Wanker was already taken.
Other nicknames Prawn, Blizz and Eddie. (Ed: and Shane).
My job Photographer.
My dream job Tent designer (Ed: nup, I don’t get it either).
My favourite footy team NRL: Bulldogs - born a Billy-Bankstowner and the old man followed them. AFL: Swans - always good for a 3rd quarter comeback and value for money. EPL: C
helsea - a battling club struggling for resources.My favourite (other) sport To play: Tennis and cricket. To watch: Anything except club Rugby (the Shite Shield?). Have been known to switch to SBS for the Nutcracker, rather than endure that rubbish. Of course that was before I got pay TV, now I can watch darts, World's Strongest Man or Test cricket from 1983.
My favourite sportsman Daniel Kowalski. Busts his guts trying to beat Perkins, then Hackett comes along...
My favourite TV show Whose Line Is It Anyway? Colin Mochrie, improv genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvpo24-Nzl4
Fave movie Carry On Up The Jungle.
Fave musician/band 'The Knack', before they sold out. There really was no need to put 'My Sharona' on the album.
The song I like the most The Popcorn Song (doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot...). Catchy.
What I like to cook Without wanting to big-up myself too much, I can pretty much re-heat anything. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
Last book I read and was it any good 'Spot Goes to the Park'. It was crap, treated me and Lili like we were idiots. And 'Scar Tissue'. It's a mystery how the Chilli Peppers did anything at all.
Quiet night in or big night out Big night in.
Cheese or chocolate Selection of fine cheeses.
Paris or Kylie I believe that Kylie spends quite a bit of time in Paris. Just a matter of timing really.
If I was a TV character I'd be Homer's mate, Barney.
If I was a type of fish I'd be Surface, definitely not a bottom-feeder.
My dream car is Always trashed by James Bond.
If I had $10 million I'd give it to My soccer buddies (especially the ones that voted for me).
The best beer is Icy cold and in copious supply.
I'd like to be reincarnated as A royal family member. I hear it's good to be the King.
What's Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven't got Poncey hair. (Ed: Once upon a time though, eh?)
Goalkeepers. Who needs 'em All keepers are on the take. Why else let in sitters? (B.Grobbelaar et al)
Tell us a joke A man on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash freeway, which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his fans hate him and now he won't have the $1million from his footy show contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him".
"Oh, really?", the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning".
Fave movie Carry On Up The Jungle.
Fave musician/band 'The Knack', before they sold out. There really was no need to put 'My Sharona' on the album.
The song I like the most The Popcorn Song (doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot...). Catchy.
What I like to cook Without wanting to big-up myself too much, I can pretty much re-heat anything. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
Last book I read and was it any good 'Spot Goes to the Park'. It was crap, treated me and Lili like we were idiots. And 'Scar Tissue'. It's a mystery how the Chilli Peppers did anything at all.
Quiet night in or big night out Big night in.
Cheese or chocolate Selection of fine cheeses.
Paris or Kylie I believe that Kylie spends quite a bit of time in Paris. Just a matter of timing really.
If I was a TV character I'd be Homer's mate, Barney.
If I was a type of fish I'd be Surface, definitely not a bottom-feeder.
My dream car is Always trashed by James Bond.
If I had $10 million I'd give it to My soccer buddies (especially the ones that voted for me).
The best beer is Icy cold and in copious supply.
I'd like to be reincarnated as A royal family member. I hear it's good to be the King.
What's Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven't got Poncey hair. (Ed: Once upon a time though, eh?)
Goalkeepers. Who needs 'em All keepers are on the take. Why else let in sitters? (B.Grobbelaar et al)
Tell us a joke A man on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash freeway, which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his fans hate him and now he won't have the $1million from his footy show contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him".
"Oh, really?", the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning".
* Well, he didn't really promise but it would be kinda cool.
Pre Season BBQ
The general consensus is for the all powerful Coastal Hogs to hold their pre season BBQ at the bowlo during the Australian world cup qualifier on Wednesday 26th March commencing at 5pm.
BBQ is being provided, all fines must be paid to the 'Fine Master' on the night, who is good looking, funny, hard working etc etc!
All fines must be paid in full before the start of the season, money collected during the season will go towards our end of season weekend break.
We might have some raffles during the night but will chat with TH.
Everyone make the effort to attend!
Social Dave
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Social Dave.......Pre Comp BBQ
It has been brought to my attention that far to many Coastal Hog Players are eating vegetables for dinner, this startling news gets even worse, Shane was seen leaving home eating a carrot......yes a carrot!
Therefore, I have no alternative but to arrange a 'Meat Feast' prior to commencement of our campaign on the 29th March.
I've discussed some options with TH and would ask everyone to let me know their availability and preference at training on Wednesday.
Option 1: BBQ at bowlo during Socceroos World cup qualifier on Wednesday 26th March?
Option 2: BBQ at bowlo on Monday 31st March (Monday long weekend) for all the family?
Option 3: BBQ after registration & training on Thursday night (Helensburgh) at Ian's or Kev's...if we ask nicely?
Guys, I want everyone to make the effort to get together before the season starts and pay your outstanding fines tomorrow night.
Go the Meat Eaters!
World Cup hits Hogs training
Australia's World Cup qualifying match against China will be played Wednesday, March 26, kicking off at 5pm. I don't think it's feasible to train, or host the proposed trial, after the game (which should end approx 6.45pm) although I'd like your perspectives on this. My preferred option would be to move training/trial for the week to Monday at Wombarra (RL club permitting), or try to organise an away trial for the Tuesday night. Note the Monday 24th is Easter Monday so maybe we could do it as a late arvo thing instead of evening (families permitting). Feedback please. The season is expected to start on the following Saturday (29th) and the third option is to miss training that week and for those who can to play in the Sunday morning match.
Meanwhile, for those interested, the Coledale Waves will host another fundraiser for the Socceroos game at the Scarborough Wombarra bowlo with a $2 door charge, sweeps and a BBQ - all those who can sneak away from work early welcome.
Meanwhile, for those interested, the Coledale Waves will host another fundraiser for the Socceroos game at the Scarborough Wombarra bowlo with a $2 door charge, sweeps and a BBQ - all those who can sneak away from work early welcome.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Introducing . . . Anthony Ritter
Ant, or Doogie to his long-term mates because of his once resemblance to the child prodigy doctor, is arguably the best sportsman in our midst. A NSW junior goalkeeper (please, don't tell anyone), a former Australian schools basketball and Kings squad member, a first grade cricketer and a murderer of the golf ball, he'll add another dimension (height) to our attack this season.
Where I grew up Oyster Bay in 'The Shire'.
My first soccer team Georges River Tigers.
My greatest soccer moment Kicking a goal from half way in my first year playing on a full field with my right foot (I'm a left footer) down on Georges River oval.
WAGs (wives and girfriends) name Celeste.
KADs (kids and dogs) names Sean & Eamon and Roosevelt the cat (although we share him with the Harpers) (Only when it's time to pick up his victims -TH10).
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was Doogie Howser MD.
The nickname I’d choose for myself Cesc.
My job Chartered Accountant by trade, now General Manager for a Financial Planning Firm in Wollongong.
My first soccer team Georges River Tigers.
My greatest soccer moment Kicking a goal from half way in my first year playing on a full field with my right foot (I'm a left footer) down on Georges River oval.
WAGs (wives and girfriends) name Celeste.
KADs (kids and dogs) names Sean & Eamon and Roosevelt the cat (although we share him with the Harpers) (Only when it's time to pick up his victims -TH10).
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was Doogie Howser MD.
The nickname I’d choose for myself Cesc.
My job Chartered Accountant by trade, now General Manager for a Financial Planning Firm in Wollongong.
My dream job Tony Harper's job.
My favourite footy team (and why) Swans, cause they are.
My favourite (other) sport AFL, Golf and boom boom wah (aka basketball) and cricket and whatever is on Fox sports.
My favourite sportsman (or woman) Greg Norman.
My favourite TV show Fox Sports News and Prison Break.
Fave movie True Lies.
My favourite footy team (and why) Swans, cause they are.
My favourite (other) sport AFL, Golf and boom boom wah (aka basketball) and cricket and whatever is on Fox sports.
My favourite sportsman (or woman) Greg Norman.
My favourite TV show Fox Sports News and Prison Break.
Fave movie True Lies.
Fave musician/band Jack Johnson.
The song I like the most My Heart will go on (click below).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE
The song I like the most My Heart will go on (click below).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbw8OycJrE
What I like to cook Anything on the BBQ.
Last book I read and was it any good Green Eggs and Ham - very good, just ask Sean and Eamon.
Quiet night in or big night out Depends who with.
Cheese or chocolate Chocolate
Paris or Kylie? Celeste (she reads this website).
If I was a TV character I’d be Doogie Howser MD.
If I was a type of fish I’d be A yellow one (I asked Sean and this is what he said).
If I had $10 million I’d give it to Will let you know after Powerball tonight.
The best beer is The beer that is in my fridge at any point in time.
I’d like to be reincarnated as A termite.
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven’t got Ability.
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em? Jim Allen All Stars.
Tell us a joke A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
Last book I read and was it any good Green Eggs and Ham - very good, just ask Sean and Eamon.
Quiet night in or big night out Depends who with.
Cheese or chocolate Chocolate
Paris or Kylie? Celeste (she reads this website).
If I was a TV character I’d be Doogie Howser MD.
If I was a type of fish I’d be A yellow one (I asked Sean and this is what he said).
If I had $10 million I’d give it to Will let you know after Powerball tonight.
The best beer is The beer that is in my fridge at any point in time.
I’d like to be reincarnated as A termite.
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven’t got Ability.
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em? Jim Allen All Stars.
Tell us a joke A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started. "Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed......... "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
Yes folks, Celeste is a brunette. Looking forward to seeing you in action this year, Doogster.
Desperately seeking old blokes
The club is looking for 4-6 of our over 40 year olds to play in the oldies comp at Jamberoo on Sunday. It's 10 a side with 12 in a squad and unlimited interchange. Games are 10 minutes each way. So far they have 5 Sweat Hogs and Ian.
Please call Greg Rendell on 0411 273 338 asap if you are available.
Please call Greg Rendell on 0411 273 338 asap if you are available.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Trial match, March 19 - RSVP required
Russell Vale's division one Masters team has invited us to play them in a 60-minute trial match under lights on Wednesday, March 19. The game is be played from (ED: This has changed to 7pm-8.30pm) and will replace our training session for that week. I need to know numbers asap so please leave a comment here. I hope to have numbers confirmed by the end of this week's training to let them know on Thursday. The ground is Cawley Park, Russell Vale.
Registration - important news
My internet absence last week, combined with late notice from the club, means we have missed the first of two rego days. The final rego night is this coming Thursday.
At this stage it appears that everyone who played last season might be able to register at our training on Wednesday night. The newcomers, and those who can not make Wednesday training, must go to Helensburgh clubhouse between 6.30pm - 8.30pm. If you can't do either please contact John Brandman and he can work it out.
The following is some information from Greg Rendell covering fees and a new washout policy among other things.
"Rego will be Thursday 28th February, and Thursday 6th March – between 6.30 and 8.30… and I suggest that people might like to have a bit of a kick around as well while they are there. We again have 3 teams this year, and all teams will be in the same divisions as last year. The 1st Division of both Masters and All Age is being reserved for teams that are very serious
about the level of competition.
Hence both SWEAT HOGS and CONISTON have been regarded in Division 2 Masters. It has also been decided that wet weather games in Masters WILL NOT BE REPLAYED. In All Age, they WILL be replayed. The rego process has not been formally confirmed, but I have been advised that the indication is that for last year’s players, there will be little more than confirmation of rego number, and sign on sheet. New players will probably need to complete the same form as last year, and we will require a photo to be taken, and proof of age if necessary.
The rego cost will be the same as last year, even though there has been an increase by about $14 in the fees to the IAFA. THAT IS $175.
ALSO, I have entered us a team into the Jamberoo Pre-Season Over 40 Knockout. I have 7 players interested so far, and need a total of 12. It is on Sunday 9th March and the cost is $20 per person. Round robin and then finals. Let me know if anybody is interested from your teams. (I have Ian Sinclair confirmed from the Coastal Hogs)."
Please email Ian if you wish to play in the o40s comp.
At this stage it appears that everyone who played last season might be able to register at our training on Wednesday night. The newcomers, and those who can not make Wednesday training, must go to Helensburgh clubhouse between 6.30pm - 8.30pm. If you can't do either please contact John Brandman and he can work it out.
The following is some information from Greg Rendell covering fees and a new washout policy among other things.
"Rego will be Thursday 28th February, and Thursday 6th March – between 6.30 and 8.30… and I suggest that people might like to have a bit of a kick around as well while they are there. We again have 3 teams this year, and all teams will be in the same divisions as last year. The 1st Division of both Masters and All Age is being reserved for teams that are very serious
about the level of competition.
Hence both SWEAT HOGS and CONISTON have been regarded in Division 2 Masters. It has also been decided that wet weather games in Masters WILL NOT BE REPLAYED. In All Age, they WILL be replayed. The rego process has not been formally confirmed, but I have been advised that the indication is that for last year’s players, there will be little more than confirmation of rego number, and sign on sheet. New players will probably need to complete the same form as last year, and we will require a photo to be taken, and proof of age if necessary.
The rego cost will be the same as last year, even though there has been an increase by about $14 in the fees to the IAFA. THAT IS $175.
ALSO, I have entered us a team into the Jamberoo Pre-Season Over 40 Knockout. I have 7 players interested so far, and need a total of 12. It is on Sunday 9th March and the cost is $20 per person. Round robin and then finals. Let me know if anybody is interested from your teams. (I have Ian Sinclair confirmed from the Coastal Hogs)."
Please email Ian if you wish to play in the o40s comp.
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