The Hogs midfield enforcer added goalscoring to his crunching tackling and deft assists last season to sweep up the player of the year award. If he wins his first GF since this picture was taken he's promised to grow his hair back like this to celebrate.*
Where I grew up Merrylands till age 7. Then lived in Bundeena till year 11.
My first soccer team Wenty Waratahs (Wentworthville).
My greatest soccer moment? - Scoring the winner from the penalty spot, second half of extra time in the U14 GF (see picture) whilst playing for Bundeena against my mates who played for Cronulla RSL. School on the Monday was brilliant, and bragging rights to this day established. Oh, and CHOTY 2007.
WAGs name Gorgeous wife, Amanda.
KADs names Zoe (11), Xavier (9), Lili (7), Mishka the Vizsla (Ed: a breed of dog from Hungary), 3 rabbits (Ed: cute furry things which Ant’s cat slaughters), 18 Koi carp (Ed: As opposed to carp what are loquacious) and Lizzie the water dragon (Ed: Not a real dragon, kids).
The nickname I chose for the blog was CHOTY. Wanker was already taken.
Other nicknames Prawn, Blizz and Eddie. (Ed: and Shane).
My job Photographer.
My dream job Tent designer (Ed: nup, I don’t get it either).
My favourite footy team NRL: Bulldogs - born a Billy-Bankstowner and the old man followed them. AFL: Swans - always good for a 3rd quarter comeback and value for money. EPL: C
helsea - a battling club struggling for resources.
My favourite (other) sport To play: Tennis and cricket. To watch: Anything except club Rugby (the Shite Shield?). Have been known to switch to SBS for the Nutcracker, rather than endure that rubbish. Of course that was before I got pay TV, now I can watch darts, World's Strongest Man or Test cricket from 1983.
My favourite sportsman Daniel Kowalski. Busts his guts trying to beat Perkins, then Hackett comes along...
My favourite TV show Whose Line Is It Anyway? Colin Mochrie, improv genius.
Where I grew up Merrylands till age 7. Then lived in Bundeena till year 11.
My first soccer team Wenty Waratahs (Wentworthville).
My greatest soccer moment? - Scoring the winner from the penalty spot, second half of extra time in the U14 GF (see picture) whilst playing for Bundeena against my mates who played for Cronulla RSL. School on the Monday was brilliant, and bragging rights to this day established. Oh, and CHOTY 2007.
WAGs name Gorgeous wife, Amanda.
KADs names Zoe (11), Xavier (9), Lili (7), Mishka the Vizsla (Ed: a breed of dog from Hungary), 3 rabbits (Ed: cute furry things which Ant’s cat slaughters), 18 Koi carp (Ed: As opposed to carp what are loquacious) and Lizzie the water dragon (Ed: Not a real dragon, kids).
The nickname I chose for the blog was CHOTY. Wanker was already taken.
Other nicknames Prawn, Blizz and Eddie. (Ed: and Shane).
My job Photographer.
My dream job Tent designer (Ed: nup, I don’t get it either).
My favourite footy team NRL: Bulldogs - born a Billy-Bankstowner and the old man followed them. AFL: Swans - always good for a 3rd quarter comeback and value for money. EPL: C
helsea - a battling club struggling for resources.My favourite (other) sport To play: Tennis and cricket. To watch: Anything except club Rugby (the Shite Shield?). Have been known to switch to SBS for the Nutcracker, rather than endure that rubbish. Of course that was before I got pay TV, now I can watch darts, World's Strongest Man or Test cricket from 1983.
My favourite sportsman Daniel Kowalski. Busts his guts trying to beat Perkins, then Hackett comes along...
My favourite TV show Whose Line Is It Anyway? Colin Mochrie, improv genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvpo24-Nzl4
Fave movie Carry On Up The Jungle.
Fave musician/band 'The Knack', before they sold out. There really was no need to put 'My Sharona' on the album.
The song I like the most The Popcorn Song (doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot...). Catchy.
What I like to cook Without wanting to big-up myself too much, I can pretty much re-heat anything. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
Last book I read and was it any good 'Spot Goes to the Park'. It was crap, treated me and Lili like we were idiots. And 'Scar Tissue'. It's a mystery how the Chilli Peppers did anything at all.
Quiet night in or big night out Big night in.
Cheese or chocolate Selection of fine cheeses.
Paris or Kylie I believe that Kylie spends quite a bit of time in Paris. Just a matter of timing really.
If I was a TV character I'd be Homer's mate, Barney.
If I was a type of fish I'd be Surface, definitely not a bottom-feeder.
My dream car is Always trashed by James Bond.
If I had $10 million I'd give it to My soccer buddies (especially the ones that voted for me).
The best beer is Icy cold and in copious supply.
I'd like to be reincarnated as A royal family member. I hear it's good to be the King.
What's Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven't got Poncey hair. (Ed: Once upon a time though, eh?)
Goalkeepers. Who needs 'em All keepers are on the take. Why else let in sitters? (B.Grobbelaar et al)
Tell us a joke A man on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash freeway, which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his fans hate him and now he won't have the $1million from his footy show contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him".
"Oh, really?", the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning".
Fave movie Carry On Up The Jungle.
Fave musician/band 'The Knack', before they sold out. There really was no need to put 'My Sharona' on the album.
The song I like the most The Popcorn Song (doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot, doot doot doot doot doot-doot doot...). Catchy.
What I like to cook Without wanting to big-up myself too much, I can pretty much re-heat anything. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
Last book I read and was it any good 'Spot Goes to the Park'. It was crap, treated me and Lili like we were idiots. And 'Scar Tissue'. It's a mystery how the Chilli Peppers did anything at all.
Quiet night in or big night out Big night in.
Cheese or chocolate Selection of fine cheeses.
Paris or Kylie I believe that Kylie spends quite a bit of time in Paris. Just a matter of timing really.
If I was a TV character I'd be Homer's mate, Barney.
If I was a type of fish I'd be Surface, definitely not a bottom-feeder.
My dream car is Always trashed by James Bond.
If I had $10 million I'd give it to My soccer buddies (especially the ones that voted for me).
The best beer is Icy cold and in copious supply.
I'd like to be reincarnated as A royal family member. I hear it's good to be the King.
What's Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven't got Poncey hair. (Ed: Once upon a time though, eh?)
Goalkeepers. Who needs 'em All keepers are on the take. Why else let in sitters? (B.Grobbelaar et al)
Tell us a joke A man on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash freeway, which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the holdup?"
The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his fans hate him and now he won't have the $1million from his footy show contract. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him".
"Oh, really?", the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning".
* Well, he didn't really promise but it would be kinda cool.
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