Friday, January 18, 2008

Welcome Matt!

The CH front office wishes to extend a warm welcome to our newest Hog, Matt Carroll. Matt, aka Tony's bro-in-law, has joined up following a stellar career with the Miranda Magpies in the Sutherland competition. Matt's greatest achievements include being voted his team's most convincing diver and having never missed a spot kick no matter how deviously earned. Matt, who is a strikingly youthful 34, becomes the third "little Piggy" after Ant and Fergus, who likewise will not turn 35 until after the season has kicked off.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to have the 3rd member of the Kangaroo Court join the team . . . although I am concerned that he is an alcoholic

Anonymous said...

He can play pissed if he wants, as long as he's bending the net.