Introducing . . . Graeme Duncan

Known to his teammate as Becks since a recent haircut, GD is an excellent crosser of the ball, like his namesake. Also, like Beckham, he has spent a bit of time at the physio, although football usually isn’t to blame

Where I grew up
Ye Olde Sydney town, southern, western and eastern suburbs, we moved a bit.
My first soccer team
I have to ask Dad, I really can’t remember, I did not play much as a kid.
My greatest soccer moment?
Yet to happen.
WAGs (wives and girfriends) name?
Elissa.
KADs (kids and dogs) names?
Ben, Bianca and JJ the hound.
That embarrassing childhood nickname I don’t want anyone to know was…
Not telling because it still haunts me to the day.
The nickname I’d choose for myself
That would be anti-Australian wouldn’t it…
My job
Telco Design and Construction Consultant.
My dream job
Serial pest.
My favourite footy team (and why)
A fairly small club that not many people have heard of, I think they’re called Arsenal?
My favourite (other) sport
Snowboarding.
My favourite sportsman (or woman)
Jamie Lynn (no not Britney Spears’ sister) – champion snowboarder
My favourite TV show
Toss up between Top Gear or Drawn Together.
Fave movie
True Romance.
Fave musician/band
White Stripes.
The song I like the most
Dead Leaves and the dirty ground
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZKFruA_Wro
What I like to cook
Meat, meat and more meat!
Last book I read and was it any good
I should read more, given I can’t remember.
Quiet night in or big night out?
Depends on the lunar cycle.
Cheese or chocolate?
Chocolate.
Paris or Kylie?
One for each arm will do.





"WHAT I LIKE TO COOK IS MEAT, MEAT AND MORE MEAT!"







If I was a TV character I’d be?
Either Beavis or Butthead.
If I was a type of fish I’d be?
A prawn, hang on, that’s a crustacean isn’t it?
My dream car is?
Shelby GT500.
If I had $10 million I’d give it to
Probably the TAB.
The best beer is?
Winter = Coopers sparkling
Summer = Coopers pale
I’d like to be reincarnated as
The iron chef
What’s Cristiano Ronaldo got, that I haven’t got
Gold teeth?
Goalkeepers. Who needs ‘em?
I do, to cover my mistakes!
Tell us a joke
Q: Why do dogs have cold noses? A: So they don't burn other dogs' bums.

Nice one, Becks. Try staying off that snowboard this winter.