Introducing . . . Gary Twinkletoes Jordan

Volunteer fireman, surf club VP and a demon on the bodyboard, TT has a strength of character reminiscent of his screen idol John Wayne. Wayne looked better on a horse, though . . .
Where I grew up One Tree Point (Padstow Heights).
My first team Padstow Park, where I played for six years.
Greatest soccer moment Premiership playing for Padstow United. Played juniors for nine years so it was great to have a trophy with “Premiers” on it instead of “outstanding effort”.
Wags name Belinda.
Kads Gabriele, Darcy, Tess and our very hairy Georgie.
Embarrassing nickname as a child Jordash.
Current Nickname GJ, Gazpo, Gizmo and AKA “The Cripple”.
My job Clerk of Works.
My dream job Publican.
Fave team and why Australia. Don’t closely follow domestic sport and don’t watch a lot of TV.
Fave other sport Women’s beach volleyball.
Fave sportsman Toss up between Shane Gould and Evonne Cawley. Both achieved world wide dominance without giving a stuff. Sport isn’t everything.
Fave TV show Currently Boston Legal.
Fave movie Very hard to say. I do like the western but with all respect to John Wayne and Clint Eastwood you can’t go past Silverado.
Fave Band Cold Chisel. ‘East’ is my favourite collection of songs.
Fave song Let’s stick together (Bryan Ferry).
What I like to cook Pizza.
Last Book I read Trinity for the second time. Leon Uris has a high rating on my list of authors
If I had $10,000,000 I wouldn’t forget the little people who helped along the way
Quiet night in or big night out Big night out with Paris. Quiet night in with Kylie.
Cheese or chocolate Love a cheese cake with chocolate topping
TV Character to whom I most relate Paul Hogan’s drunken bum always shown carousing to the music of the Entertainer.
Best Beer Anything cold except that Chopper Read stuff.
What Does Christian Ronaldo Have That I Don’t $10,000,000.
My Dream Car Would have to be red.
Goalkeepers. Who Needs ‘em Let’s wait and see.
Tell us a joke An unattractive woman with two poorly behaved children walks toward a hotel entrance. She is cursing the kids as she approaches the doorman. “Lovely children you have there m’am,” he says. “Are they twins?” “Are you blind and stupid you idiot,” she retorts. “Can’t you see they don’t look a thing alike.” “I know says the doorman, it’s just I can’t believe a bloke would shag you twice.”