Thursday, May 8, 2008

Injury update

I know many of you have been deeply concerned and the news is dire, I'm afraid. The dishwasher is buggered and must be replaced. Rob (No. 23 from the Cows) pronounced it dead at 9.45am today. It was doing okay until he jumped up and down on it, kicked it in the back and elbowed it in the dial.
Meanwhile, the number seven carted off in the ambulance on Saturday broke his shin bone in two places. Their sweeper suffered a groin strain and there were a few other moans and groans in their ranks after the game. For Hitman's benefit I discovered that the man who elbowed him in the eye last season has been forced to retire after snapping his achilles tendon in an over 40s competition at Jamberoo. Oh, and Rob said they were "looking forward" to the return game - whatever that means!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let's see the X-rays, I still reckon he took a dive. Condolences on your loss.

S

Anonymous said...

You're like a dog with a bone Sean. I half expected you to crown him before the hitman nailed him

TH10 said...

I must say thankyou to all those who have blessed me with kind words today. For those who contacted me on technical matters, I acknowledge it was remiss of me not to mention that my beloved "Washy" was a Simpson Silencio 850. Saved me a lot of labour, that wonderful device. May she Rinse In Peace.

Anonymous said...

To bad about the washer T but I'd consider a second opinion given the arrh relationship with your technician.
I know you'd like to renovate one day so you can start with a new washer and construct the new abode around it.

Anonymous said...

Snapped his achilles tendon??? I was hoping to help him out with that. A tendon for an eye.